If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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