some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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