In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I got inside last night via doggy door
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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