i jhust puked up my retainher.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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