Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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