white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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