Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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