Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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