yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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