we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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