I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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