if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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