Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Randomize
