Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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