We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
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Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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