Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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