so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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