11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Randomize
