did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
do herpes really smell.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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