doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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