you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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