google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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