i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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