what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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