Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n