Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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