Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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