I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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