Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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