Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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