I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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