Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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