gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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