Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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