quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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