Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
