your room smells of hookers.
And success
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Can I color on your dick again?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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