We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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