hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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