were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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