And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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