I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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