This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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Is it because I queefed?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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