your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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