How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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