I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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