feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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