Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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