If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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