i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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