Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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