About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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