Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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