ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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