I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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