Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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