i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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